and that was the highlight of this panel

Hose—Sean

• Hand over the reins
• Over-engineer everything
• Seek growth before profitability
• Establish culture of subservience
• Disregard cashflows

Shaft

• Show nothing to anyone
• Have an exit plan
• NDA
• Funding = exit plan
• Theme weeks for the office

Fuckd

• forget your purpose
• launch underfunded
• micromanage your team
• be the king

Q & A

• believe the dreamkillers

Unicorn

• Venture Capital
• Angel Investors

UGH.