DO YOU WANT AN ALIEN CREATURE RESIDING IN YOUR SKULL?

There are many songs out there, some are bound to be the same. The number of songs in the United States of America are like objects in the night time sky as seen by earth. Some are stars, some are rarer, smash hits like planets and comets and the like.

It would be impossible to discern much more than finer differences from each of the stars, such as it is to discern differences from songs of the same genre/style. Some of the stars are Red, White, Blue, Yellow, and even Black. I looked up at the night sky once, and thought, how many of those stars have intelligent life on them?

Bear with me a moment.

It’s like a billboard top 2,000 chart. Earth ranges at maybe the 2,000th one. The other 1,999 are far more advanced. Maybe one of them out there has creatures with two arms, 10 fingers, two legs, and pink/brown/tan/copper skin. I once looked into some binoculars and saw that planet. I held up a middle finger and said:

“HEY JERKS, STOP STEALING OUR IDEAS, MAN. YOU ARE LIKE, TOTALLY JACKING OUR STYLE, YOU… YOU… STYLE JACKERS!”

The creatures looked down at us and laughed. They had managed to transpose their existance up a half-step and therefore were safe from us.

Then, there were, like, these robots and they sampled like, EVERYTHING and made french techno albums. Then, they even had the AUDACITY to SAMPLE THEMSELVES. They made a mashup album of THEMSELVES. Of all their STOLEN MATERIAL! JERKS.

They say: Music=Sex≠Love
Therefore: Music ≠ Love

Music is not love. Music spits you in the eye, punches you in the nose, and pisses on your fallen frame. Music promises to not hit you again. Anyone that’s been in those relationships for way too long can tell you: Yes, yes Music WILL hit you again. Music get it’s way into your head and STAY there.

Do you want an alien creature residing in your skull?

I didn’t think so!

I like the notes that are below the workspace boundary.

I’ve been offline for a few days, and now I’ve been flooded w/ emails. As you can imagine, I have many bugs to fix.

right, you can watch pages as they’re being made which is kinda cool.

Which note can I look at to see this br problem?

I’m going to take a break right now. Feel free to delete this note. Also, feel free to leave bug reports or feature suggestions.

Here at MetaNotes, we’re not strangers to being the weird ones. You’re in good company. ;-)

YOU NEED TO GIVE AN ADDRESS OS I CAN SEND PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS AND BROCHOORES OF THE LIKING

Like it just started in high school and You never got back in?

Step up and obtain your counterculture!
You! Yes! Even You! Can be One, too!

How do we have such amazing abilities to help You become One? The answer is simple, our SAVIOR AND CHRIST BOB DYLAN is here! Even in this very room! With You! With me! Which room are You in? That is a question that You need to ANSWER for Yourself!

...is a question i have just forced You to ask me. i now FORCE You to FORCE me to answer! i will easily answer Your question! That, or Your money will be returned to you!

You are a “wonderful” person, loved by many people, and are “worth” putting in bold text!

You haven’t heard this newest version of pavement-derived music before! “We Guarantee Your Money Back!”

i added this space to our heroes leaderboard on the home page ! maybe you’ll be like the first musician on here famous like :)

WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS I WILL SEND YOU MORE POWER IN THE FORM OF MAILED PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL

and didn’t think You were even a part of the known space of the universe? we are here for You!

Look up, silly…

LOOK AT ALL OF THE LOVE I FOUND HERE!

WE TOOK UP SO MUCH SPACE WITH OUR INNANE DIALOGUE THAT WE NEED A BIGGER HOUSE!

HAY, THANKS I JUST NOTICED YOUR ADDRESS THERE! PROMOTIONALS WILL BE COMING FORTHRIGHTLY. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS IN MUDS I ALWAYS WANTED HERO STATUS BUT BECOMING A HERO THERE MEANT SITTING ON YOUR BUTT FOR REALLY LONG TIME PLAYING MUDS WITH NO CREATIVE MERIT.

THE SPELLING IS STILL BAD. THANKS! P.S ‘didnt’ HAS APOSTROPHE. ASK VANNA TO GIVE YOU ONE.

You are now sorta in the club! Please e-mail brenlydrake(at)mail.com to obtain an address to send a SASE. In this SASE you shall obtain promotional materials with which to read!

Ahmed: its like the cool thing about not believing in any of the major religions is you can just sort of relax and believe in your own shit
Brenly: yeah I’m like… not that I’m a turbo religious person or a turbo atheist… but it’s like what did Jesus ever do to YOU?
Brenly: did he touch you when you were young?
Ahmed: yeah not to mention
Ahmed: it reeks of self-doubt
Brenly:I mean, if Jesus or some other religious figure touched me as a kid
Brenly: I’d probably hate that deity
Ahmed: yeah really
Ahmed: also my problem is all those dudes had beards
Ahmed: theres nothing creepier than a dude with facial hair kissing you
Ahmed: like nothing gives me a more violent burst of homophobia than facial hair touching my cheek

dude I hope I didnt mess something up

totally totally totally cool page, wow. wowowowowow.

can we make you a hero ? that would rock.

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BRIOCHOOURE WILL BE COMMING SOON I MAED ONE AND IT WILL BE IN MAIL WHEN I MAIL MY SISTER A GINSBERG POETRY BOOK FOR HER 21st BITHDAY! OK???

I WENT AND GOT A MIKCOPHONE CORD AND 4-TRACK I WILL MAEK BEATS SOON. SEE MYSPACE.COM/UKEHERO FOR COOL TUNES FOR DEMOSTRATION