• quick
• fun
• viral
• immersive
• pulls content out of people
• they get into other sriniprojects
• deep exchanges among customers
• more responsiveness
  • open source response
  • getsatisfaction

can i send you a wholesale catalog ?

our shit is in movies and on the amps of big rock bands

we should emphasize the “candy” aspect

we should think hard about a POINT OF SALE DISPLAY CONTEST – like AMERICAN SPIRIT

“win $666 worth of merch”

every single thing you say on a store sales call should be truthful

we only THINK that our stickers sell – we have no metrics

before doing a sales effort YOU MUST HAVE METRICS

new business models create free spaces for the hypercreative

look at HBO – it gets money differently from the big three and so it thrives on weirdness

• from pimps
• to cheney
• there is an evil empire indeed
• and of course it’s not some warlord across the globe
• of course it walks among us
• just like the misfits were warning us about

it’s not insanity

it’s truth

it wants you to tune in

it is the only thing you need

you yourself are the DJ

it’s you in the year 2020

i can tell – you and i will be alive and stoked

for me, it means:

• prosperity
• a lot of great sex
• a modicum of influence
  • friends
  • customers
  • society
  • culture
• “my stickers are everywhere”
• my book has gone totally crazy
• i am seen as a religious leaders

all religions function

religious fanaticism and conflict are dysfunctional

and you know that’s ok because we were meant to be harnessed

we have been bred to be harvested

but the energy’s personality affects – in some ways dictates – the society

“obama is untrustworthy” is the thrust of their efforts.

or an elitist.

or “he’s a muslim! muslims are evil!”

your rational mind limits your subconscious mind

it creates traps for you

• work
• bad relationships
• awful democracy

your heart knows what to think

• our energy goes into the world and regenerates it
• each little energy unit – human – has their own personality, their own energy level

SAVE YOUR SOCIETY

that’s the real thrust of my religion

you define your society first

then go save it

all those separate ants

are actually ONE BEING

like a surreal tentacled octopus

do ants have “cell phones” ?

how do they get their marching orders ?

what gives an ant WILL ?

you may also access this “collective will”

march like an ant towards success in all you do

don’t be swayed – you have ORDERS

learning for yourself is the best kind of education

this is why _the “syllabus is fascist”

i was a really good singer in high school

won awards, went on trips etc

but mr hauptfuerher – a brilliant teacher – still cast me as

“native servant”

in our high school’s production of South Pacific

someone fought to get me a real role, but that was freaking weird

maybe it was because i made out with his daughter so hard on that one school trip we took down to virginia beach

yow

i almost forgot deedee hautfuehrer

• total store prospect number
• number of calls or emails
• qualification funnel
  • are they in business ?
  • do they sell stickers ?
  • are they looking for new lines ?
    • how do they find out about new lines?
  • do they only buy at trade shows?
    • what trade shows?
  • do i like the buyer?
  • do they want the catalog?
  • do i send the catalog?
  • do they buy immediately?
    • why?
  • do i follow up?
  • do they buy as soon as I follow up?
• how long until they buy again?

how should i advertise.

• the answer is “free stickers”.

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